50 achievements for 1000 Gamerscore
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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK
5 Gamerscore
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First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park
10 Gamerscore
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KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle
20 Gamerscore
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Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle
20 Gamerscore
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Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game
10 Gamerscore
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Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking
10 Gamerscore
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Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles
20 Gamerscore
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Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy
20 Gamerscore
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Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave
25 Gamerscore
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Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew
25 Gamerscore
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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park
25 Gamerscore
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For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items
25 Gamerscore
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Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff
25 Gamerscore
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Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures
20 Gamerscore
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Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle
10 Gamerscore
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Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself
15 Gamerscore
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Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form
20 Gamerscore
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Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle
25 Gamerscore
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Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise
25 Gamerscore
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Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game
20 Gamerscore
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Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart
20 Gamerscore
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Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap
20 Gamerscore
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Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS
25 Gamerscore
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Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds
10 Gamerscore
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Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle
20 Gamerscore
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Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out
20 Gamerscore
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Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
20 Gamerscore
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No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out
25 Gamerscore
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Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon
10 Gamerscore
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Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon
15 Gamerscore
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Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon
25 Gamerscore
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Daddy Issues
You befriended your father
15 Gamerscore
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More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park
20 Gamerscore
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More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend
30 Gamerscore
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Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items
20 Gamerscore
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Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth
20 Gamerscore
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Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass
20 Gamerscore
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Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
20 Gamerscore
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Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times
15 Gamerscore
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Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants
15 Gamerscore
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Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets
20 Gamerscore
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Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes
30 Gamerscore
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Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus
20 Gamerscore
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Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes
20 Gamerscore
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Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks
25 Gamerscore
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Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks
25 Gamerscore
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You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game
20 Gamerscore
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Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability
20 Gamerscore
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Make it Rain!
You've spent $500
30 Gamerscore
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Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game
30 Gamerscore